Friday, June 11, 2010

I am only a temporary Celtics fan


I'm writing in green because I hate the Lakers. The big joke? My two favorite teams are Dallas and whoever is playing the Lakers. Because there is such a fanatical (albeit bandwagon) love for all things Kobe, I feel like I should make a list of why they are my least favorite team.
  1. Phil Jackson.
  2. Kobe Bryant
  3. Insufferable Laker fans
  4. Kobe Bryant
  5. It's fun to be the only person in the room cheering for ____ fill in non-Laker team
  6. I don't look good in yellow
  7. Kobe Bryant
So, what I do to pass my time while it is still slow at work is to watch this 2010 Finals series on a giant 80 inch screen (stop with your screen envy) without the audio. It leaves room for make things up as though I were Van Gundy at the broadcast table. It beats the heck out of complaining that Dallas couldn't make it past the West Quarters.